Fernt 

verb, noun ,or adjective, can be used in place of any swear word, usually is directed towards a person or action that comes across as unusual or lame.

quit ferntin around, don't be such a fernt, your ferntin me over, you just got fernted! FERNT YOU or FERNT YA!

Fernt by Corey Farwell October 18, 2008

fernt 

One of the many sounds a fart makes.

*fernt* What's that smell?

fernt by Fry August 9, 2004

Fernt 

That which cannot be expressed or defined with mere words, yet has a definite worth of $1.00.

Fernt.com is the shizzle my bizzle.

Fernt by fupluver June 4, 2003

Fernt 

That guy. No not him, THAT guy.

Rhymes with Bert.

A guy who can drop science in any occasion and tell you which drum kit Bonham used for the Houses of the Holy tour.

One who can speak the ancient language of Ferntology.

Also: the sound you make when you discharge the foam from a beer funnel.

Chug chug chug! Fernt.

FafafaFERRRRRRRNT!

Fernt by GymKata2 May 17, 2020

fernt 

The sound a fart makes, when expelled in a bathtub full of water.

"I passed gas in the tub and was greeted by a FERNT sound followed by a stream of bubbles"

fernt by camCO July 27, 2007

fernt 

The term used to describe the expression on one's face when you say something to them that they find both puzzling and offensive or untrue at the same time, but without the ability to communicate their disagreement with your statement. A fernt face expresses disgust without saying so, and in most cases, it is a subconsciously generated face, not like disgustful face is made. You usually have to point it out to the fernt face maker that they are, in fact, fernting on you.

I told him that investing in that stock wasn't a good idea, but all he could do was look at me with a fernt face.

fernt by Brett MacIsaac July 8, 2005

Fernt 

Adjective

Angry or disappointed but not at all surprised

She was fernt after being betrayed for the sixth time.

Fernt by Chimchar3729589 January 9, 2025