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mexican french horn

Term for leaf blowers, such as those used by gardeners.
Wow, it's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican french horns.
by dannyb December 24, 2007
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french cries

An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.
Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.

Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006
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laughing in an evil french way

A laugh that sounds evil... and French.
"We will show the stupid Americans who le clutzy frog, eh?"
"HOHN! HOHN! HOHN! HOHN!"
-- The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror 8
by jre March 18, 2004
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French Pressing

(from the Kevin Pereiran word Frenchpressin')

French Pressing (Fruh-inch prez-ing)
- verb
1. The act of dropping your beans on the upper lip of your partner.

2. To place your legumes vicariously upon the crest of your partners mouth-hole.

3. The tender sexual act of the male resting his scrotal satchel upon his partner's lip.
To Press your partner; Frenchly.
Often mistaken for the term french press.
"Yeah, I French Pressed the hell outta my ol' lady last night"
"That guy is a serious French Presser"
"So, can I French Press you tonight sweet heart?"
"My beans were damaged while attempting my French Pressing of your mother"
by DoctorChops February 8, 2010
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French GFE

French GFE (girlfriend experience)

The term GFE has become confusing because of its over use by escorts who don't offer the services as originally intended. This also causes debate amongst members on various escort reviewing websites (terf.ca) over what GFE really means.

French GFE is the new term to show that GFE services such as DFK, digits, bbbj, daty, msog, etc. are available.
GFE is confusing as it can still mean an escort only offers cbj.
French GFE can only mean an escort offers bbbj.
by ex-perbert December 10, 2006
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french revolution

when you find out you girlfriend has been cheating on you invite her over to your place but jack off as many times as posible before she get there. when she arrives get her to give you head and instead of coming just piss in her mouth and shout "French Revolution!!!!"
hey man i found out my girl was cheating on me so i gave that bitch the French Revolution
by ronib lindsley March 4, 2004
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french

A person who is of the country France in western Europe. Often mistaken for being rude, the French don't like it when people come into their country and just expect them to speak English. If you speak French to the French, they are very nice. Also they tend to be more liberal, a testimony to their very good education system. However, they smoke too much.
Je suis Francais! (I am french)
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
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