Facebook

"A stalker's dream come true" and a misanthrope's worst fears confirmed a thousandfold. Thankfully there is one redeeming quality: more porn is plaguing the site than ever. Because the cynics responsible for the rules are beginning to realize signing a terms of service without reading it is not going to affect anyone's inclination to watch or upload fucking twerk videos.

If you scoured the entire timeline of every user to ever exist on Facebook, you could fit the posts that contain any intellectual merit on a single flash drive, and most of them would be mine.

by TheManThatYouFear May 14, 2014

Facebook

The place where you finally get revenge on people who bothered you in the past.

(Directed at the teacher who called someone a know-it-all)
How is making a small statement supposed to be 'knowing everything?!

So that's getting revenge on Facebook.

by SomeoneNew October 18, 2012

Facebook

Minion meme hell.

Facebook is shit.

by Pepe The Boi May 15, 2018

Facebooking

Hitting Gene over the head with a book.

Trying to knock some sense into Gene, we thought facebooking was our only solution. So we grabbed a dictionary and had at him. It didn't make him smarter, but it sure was fun! (i think it straightened his nose a little too!)

by facebook this April 1, 2010

facebookally

Its like having it be official, like a relationship or liking a band.

I like chesse burgers facebookally

by Stevo343 March 2, 2011

facebook

When your mad at someone and you hit them in the face with a book

Matt was getting on my nerves so I facebooked him

by the buyt November 12, 2014

Facebook

Burying your face into a women's vagina and rubbing your face up and down. Like planting your face into an open book.

"Did you facebook her last night?"
"Nah, I only got to second base"

by MickyC545 March 18, 2017