Escardadente

see lara

by sxy b|tch August 13, 2003

escapod

A word to break hardship. A word used for bad conversations you are having with others.

Bitch: "Why are you mad at me??? Please talk to me!!"

You say: "Escapod."

by Gioseph May 11, 2006

Escaplegic

A person whose otherwise healthy legs immediately cease to function upon hitting the surface of moving stairway.

Why won't that fricking escaplegic learn to stand on the LEFT of the escalator!

by stuandgravy August 12, 2008

escaflow

somebody who talks non stop without realizing the other person isnt paying any attention to them.

a person who talks to themselfs without realizing it.

so i was thinking about gettin my snips trimmed..what?..i didnt hear you fuck face escaflow

by seriouslystandard December 17, 2008

escapisst

One who lengthens the amount of time one spends in the bathroom as a way to avoid the harsh realities of life.

During the dark days of the Ching Chang revolution, I abandoned myself to escapisst tendencies as a temporary relief for my spiritual burdens.

by jqtcc July 5, 2011

escanow

1.
An automated unidirectional staircase which grants immediate gratification; because why escalator, when you can escanow.
2.
Also called moving staircase, moving stairway. a continuously moving stairway on an endless loop for carrying passengers up or down.
3.
a means of rising or descending, increasing or decreasing, etc., especially by stages: the social escalator.

Why take the escalator when you could take the escanow?
As young timmy took the escalator to the airport's lower level with his mother he thought to himself...shouldn't it be called an escanow?

by Rob.M July 31, 2011

Escalavator

The mix between an elevator and an escalator.

Dude: Why is that elevator going diagonal?
Dude 2: 'Cause it's an escalavator! DUH!

by Rytae Lymn April 4, 2013