douchebag triangle

A chin beard, usually short and well-groomed, that is purposely shaved into the shape of a triangle pointing towards one's lower lip, with no other hair on the person's face (mustache, sideburns, etc.) The name comes from the fact that a person who has it is usually a douchebag.

Person 1: Wow, that fucker just flipped me off! Is 50 in a 40 zone not fast enough for him?
Person 2: Doesn't surprise me, he's got the douchebag triangle.

by Milky Cannon January 24, 2011

douchea baggea

Pronounced: do-shay-bag-eh

A classy way of calling someone a douche bag.

My word, that citizen is such a douchea baggea!

by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011

Douchean

Douchery of a level that is only comparable to the size of a trully sizable body of water i.e. an ocean

Alex - "Rauli you dick, you're such a douche you might as well be the God damn Pacific Douchean"

Rauli - "C-c-c-Yeah! That's mah babe!" *thumbs up* "Eeyyy, but at least I'm only full of whales, I don't sleep with them - Midy Dick ahoy!"

by Dalthran November 24, 2011

Douche it down

A gentle reproach to someone tone down their douchery.

"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"

by babakamdev September 26, 2011

douche moment

when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.

Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"

by imagit July 3, 2012

Douchebaggage

When your ex is a complete douche and they keep coming back trying to worm their way into your life after you've dumped them for their repeated douchebaggery; They try to prohibit you from moving on to a better relationship with a non-douche.

They tend to pop up just as you seem to be moving on. They are hard to get rid of.

I need to get rid of this douchebaggage before I agree to date someone new.

by Valfral March 22, 2013

douche stick

The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.

Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.

Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!

by TheRealReal March 14, 2014