why doesen't she text me back?

You will find some one better!

1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)

by Madderfackker March 21, 2018

Scooby doobey

Pennies from heaven song. It actually says scooby doobey

"Evertime it rains it rains, pennies from the heaven *Scooby doobey*

by Matt is wrong January 10, 2021

woober doober

A penis sized blunt, also known as a fatty or turd.

Hey bro, you trying to roll up a woober doober.

by JReddish22 February 14, 2021

hoobie doober

that anatomical area situated between the gluteal mounds aka "butt" cheeks.

When US taxpayers heard that 8 billion tax dollars went to churches for "small business covid relief" they exclaimed "ouch!! right in the hoobie doober!!"

by Dee Schnutts February 28, 2021

Soobel Doobel

term used in 2021 meaning no worries, or all good. Often heard as a response to an apology. no one knows the origin if the term, starting as a small trend and growing.

“hey sorry I’m late, had to fill up with gas.”
“hey dude, soobel doobel”

by common citizen March 4, 2021

Majiggly Doobers

A non-sensical phrase meant to fill a void of conversation when you can't remember what the topic of conversation or item in question is.

John: "Hey did you see the game last night, Paul?"
Paul: "Yeah, that was the one with the uh...what was it...Majiggly Doobers....right?"

by Orange_Cat September 29, 2021

skrinson doofer flip flop

Coloquialism for any given object in need of passing (spliff, salt, remote, etc)

HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED

Pass me the skrinson doofer flip flop bro, you're hogging it

by fleshconker December 6, 2022