Whip out your dickens

When you quote or reference a classic work of literature in everyday speech

Guy 1 :"Hey, what's your name son?"
Guy 2:"Call me Ishmael!"
Guy 3:"Way to whip out your dickens, man."

by Mijnheer_Godmode November 21, 2010

Peanut-Butter-Dicked

On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.

I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Licked and Dicked

To get sucked and fucked in one session.

Lori can't wait to get licked and dicked tonight, so she's on the prowl!!!

by Jillina March 23, 2013

Dicked

To be deeply troubled by a situation; to be screwed; totally fucked

The hooker took your wallet? Oh fuck man, you just got dicked!

by DJSeebs October 19, 2003

Dickelodeon

A rare type of penis with magical abilities that can grant flight power to its owner during sex.

Girl: How big was his dick?
Other girl: Small as shit, but it was a dickelodeon so we flew through the sky singing "Whole New World" while we had intercourse.
Girl: ...Worth it.

by Mei-main June 1, 2018

Dickeating

When someone is being hella annoying and won’t stfu about something.

Yo micheal would not stop dickeating about how me and maggie hu last night. Man wouldn't shut up about it. It’s like he wants her to himself.

by Shrekshorsecock69 June 16, 2020

Dickless

One who is stupid and who you lack respect for which in turn leads to them being dickless.

Some nigga just cut me off. Therefor he is Dickless.

by Sean209 December 29, 2008