smoked salmon custard

Vaginal discharge smelly cunt fanny cheese smelly lady discharge

Her fanny was weeping smoked salmon custard

by Katiefinchpoo August 2, 2019

the shared custody switch-a-rooni

The occasion of when the divorced parents of a child meet at a designated location to switch off their child for a certain amount of time. Sometimes this meeting point is created because the separated parents live quite far from one another and to make the commute fair to one another.

“Did your mom drive you all the way to your dads house in Worcester?”

“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.

"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Put my foot in the custard

Walking in on people having sex.

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard

by Ansaru September 26, 2012

cushti

see kushti

very cushti

by klidenengro February 13, 2004

Klunge pudding and custard

A womans wet vagina which is covered in man sap also known as semen.

Nikkers off love al gi thi some man custard for thi clunge pudding! "klunge pudding and custard"

by Boxboys March 8, 2011

Custer

A magical man hailing from Monroe, Michigan often characterized as either a hero or a schizzed out, blood thirsty, monster. He is best known for his accomplishments in the Civil War and his early death at the hands of Native Americans during the battle of Little Big Horn.

http://myspace.com/generalcuster

1. Custer is a murderer.
2. Custer is an American hero.
3. Custer is a handsome devil.
4. Custer has a big statue in Monroe, MI.
5. Someone spray painted the horses testicles on Custer's statue.

by Poopy stain September 1, 2008