cummy muffins

accidentally mistaken for cum uppins. this word really has no meaning, its just funny as hell. but it is kind of like just desserts.

You'll get your just desserts.
or
you'll get your cummy muffins.

by trashcollector June 11, 2006

Cumpact

Composed or made up of cum
Tightly packed of cum

George tells Tom you look cumpact.

by L.Houses.M January 26, 2017

cummy jew

A retard with cum all over his face

You fucking Cummy Jew.

by NigaBoi900 January 17, 2018

Cummy Cummy Haaaa

The word expressed When John puts his dick deep in Taylars pussy

We were having sex and I screamed cummy cummy haaaa

by Jacob finagle himer July 16, 2019

Cump

Cum dump

Bro 1: Bro i just fucked my gf's cump so hard bro!

Bro 2: Bro!

Bro 1: I know bro!

by Jackavocado January 23, 2020

Cumpad

When your mousepad is so crusty and white with your luxury fluids.

Mousepad: Erik please stop cumming on me. I feel so nasty and crusty. I can't even feel the mouse, the mouse makes me horny, not your cum.

Erik: Shut up Cumpad, I need to cum!

by MMS (Milk Me Silly) April 8, 2021

Cump

When you give into the urge to simultaneously cum & take a dump.

“Matt said he cumped in his bed last night.”
“Damn, that’s gross.”

by Kippsy April 11, 2021