cryptissonance

The tension or disharmony that happens when one person in a relationship wants to stay private and off-grid (encrypulous), while the other shares everything online (decrypulous). A modern form of digital incompatibility — part love, part algorithmic anxiety. Basically, when your need for privacy meets your partner’s need for Wi-Fi.

Their relationship didn’t end because of cheating — it was pure cryptissonance. He lived offline; she lived on Instagram.

by Llamahu November 7, 2025

crypto luigi

the guy who filmed atlas earth comercial. also in raldi's crackhousr where u have to have 10 ethereum to free him and fight him

crypto luigi: i just bought more land in the metaverse
*AFTER RALDI'S CRACKHOUSE*
crypto luigi: hey old pal free me

by RaldisCrackhouse January 3, 2026

The Crapitol

Ocala Florida's largest music venue located on the downtown square. Many bands from hardcore to emo genre's showcase there. Most of the time the prices are unreasonable. Many stupid slutty scene bitches go there and smoke cigarettes outside after they leave inside because they charge a re-entry fee of $2.00.

They also offer a once weekly bible study in the evening.

Joe: "Hey man, are you going to The Capitol tonight?"
Kevin: "I'm broke, I don't think I can."
Joe: "Yeah, the prices are kinda high, especially with that re-entry fee."
Kevin: "The Crapitol is lookin' to reem kids of their money in Ocala!"

Joe: "Are you going to The Capitol tonight? AYFAD is playing!"
Steve: "Really? Heck yeah I'm going!"
Joe: "Yeah that'll be sweet! There's always someone there with a Digital SLR taking pictures."
Steve: "Yeah maybe I can get in some pictures, I see that red head kid there with his Nikon D200, Speedlite, and a Tokina fisheye lens."

by th@t0nek1d August 21, 2008

fallow crypt

A fallow crypt is formed when a man's pubes are long enough to braid into a sock used to keep his penis warm.

Dude, my dick was getting cold so I grew out my pubes and made myself a fallow crypt.

by Swaglord Kush October 23, 2018

dirty crypto

When an asian decides to hack into a large business involved with both blood sports, human trafficking or money and uses that to hire as many red haired woman as physically possible.

My mate Joe is really into a dirty crypto, he does it every weekend.

by Michileinwe-men May 17, 2022

Per Crapita

A measure of how many/much per unit or instance of crap.

Netflix's business model is a great example of pricing per crapita. They keep raising prices and have nothing but crap to watch.

by RickRickRIckRIckyRIckyRaccoon February 3, 2023

Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

by Dee-endah June 12, 2023