clontu

Etymology: Clontu -> clonto -> clont -> phont -> pwnt -> pwnd -> ownd -> own. Originally coined by a prominent ownerer by the name of Mr. Fortin, a certain zebra in the recent Disney movie "Racing Stripes," elicited to be christened this name when, in laughing his proverbial arse off with his good ownerer friend Mr. Gutter, made the wild query "Is this Clontu?" This name was, at the time, in Mr. Gutter's MSN username, and thus, the name Clontu was put to the retardedness of the "Racing Stripes" poster shown in the movie theatre on that fateful day.

"Yo, it's like, Clontu!"
"Woah, Clontu there."
"Ayng, your mather is CLONTU!"

by Loltor February 26, 2005

contact cement

It means sperm, cum, spooge, jizz etc.

It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.

by Mr Corrupt July 3, 2005

contafious

adj. - contagious, addictive, esp. with music - not always used in a positive sense. Etymology: a "mashup" of the words contagious and Fious. Fious is a city in Cameroon, a West African nation with a substantial petroleum industry. In this context, the reference to Fious is a reference to the Western addiction to oil as an energy source, meaning that 'Fious' is used as a stand-in for 'addictive.'

Ex. "I don't really like that Diddy song, but it's so contafious."

by 1111111100 November 6, 2008

Contafious

adj. - contagious, addictive, esp. with music - not always used in a positive sense. Etymology: a "mashup" of the words contagious and Fious. Fious is a city in Cameroon, a West African nation with a substantial petroleum industry. In this context, the reference to Fious is a reference to the Western addiction to oil as an energy source, meaning that 'Fious' is used as a stand-in for 'addictive.'

Ex. "I don't really like that Diddy song, but it's so contafious."

by 1111111100 November 7, 2008

contaon

When a certain co-worker can not keep from undressing you with her eyes. some mistake this word as CONTAIN. same meanig just a little more sexual

Kylie can not contaon herself when she sees Michael!

by im here January 7, 2008

contaste

like (contest) When two guys make a bet of who has the best tasting filling when it comes to receiving oral pleasure from a girl, and they make a wager to find out what the girl thinks.

"Dude, she would give me oral pleasure way before she would give it to you. Let's have a contaste"

by Berrdawg January 15, 2008

chrontolagist

One who displays extremely high wisdom in the area of cannabis, particularily the smoking, cultivation, and drug aspect of it.

Ronny:I think this is probably the best hash i have ever seen.
Sean:We'll take it to Marvin, hes the only chrontolagist i know, so he'll know best.

by Yalts March 30, 2008