Conversion Therapy

One of the worst religous practices to exist in the United States, due to its controversial methods. Many of the poor people who attend there are scarred for life or commit suicide later on.

Person 1: Heard Jake got send to Conversion Therapy. How is he doing?
Person 2: Fuck that, he's screwed for life.

by senthurmanz July 4, 2017

Converse

The oldest sneaker company in the world. Manufacturers of such iconic shoes as the Chuck Taylor All Star, and the weapon. They are over 100 years old, and still going strong as a subsidiary of Nike. Once known exclusively for basketball shoes, they have added a line of skate shoes in more recent times. They are also known for their Jack Purcell line, and retro shoes designed by John Varvatos.

The Converse Weapon, that's the shoe that lets Magic do what he was born to do!

by Vive Cuervo February 4, 2010

Conversation Starter

A question or topic that creates a dialogue between two or more people. These 'starters' are some of the most elusive and hard to think of bastards on the face of the Earth, and without them one is left with awkward silence. A lack of starters is common at the beginning of a relationship, when speaking to someone not entirely familiar to the speaker, or when conversing with any female.

Guy: Hey what's up?
Girl: Nothin' much....
(awkward silence)
Girl: Well, see ya later......
Guy's totally deprived penis: Blast! why couldn't i think of a conversation starter?

by Zuktax December 5, 2009

Convidiot

1. A stupid person who stubbornly ignored 'social distancing' protocol. thus help to further spread COVID-19

2. A stupid person who hoards groceries needlessly spreading COVID-19 dears and depriving others of vital supplies

'Are you seriously going to visit grandma? dude, don't be such a convidiot'

'See that guy with the 200 toilet paper rolls? What a convidiot'

by glkdsmfhg;serg;'lsehdkgserh March 21, 2020

Convergence

When two people sharing a double ended dildo slide all the way on and meet in the middle.

Sam and Ben worked their way down the double ended dildo towards one another until their balls touched and their convergence was complete.

by Pseudoephedrineonym June 15, 2011

Convfefe

The specific strain of syphyllis (Treponema pallidum, subspecies convfefes) carried by the President of Russia. If left untreated, causes particularly severe dementia symptoms.

The candidate's doctor report claimed that "he tested positive for everything". It turns out this included convfefe.

by Deepstate9 June 1, 2017

geneva convention

A situation whereby rules are not observed by one party, so other parties feel free to ignore thier pledges to follow the rules. Actually happened with the real geneva convention.

Because we had some young kids playing they said 'no fucking' at the camp. John protested against this from the beggining and fucked everyone senseless. The other guys wanted pussy too, so the rules just became a genva convention.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004