constirated

(Adj.) A portmanteau of the words constipated and irritated; when you feel so blocked that it’s starting to affect your mood. Sort of like hangry but so much worse.

Ryan: What’s up with Jared? Dude didn’t even say hi!
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.

by JediKnightX-44 August 5, 2020

Constitortionist

Noun. (Pronounced - kon'ste-tortion-ist) - A person identified as re-interpreting or dramatically bending the Constitution of the United States and Amendments therein, in such a way as to be counter to the interpretations of the US Supreme Court or formal Constitutional scholars, and to also suit a specific political narrative contrary to the founder's original meaning.

Donald Trump is a big fat lying piece of shit for saying that the Constitution gives him the power to do anything he wants, he is such a Constitortionist.

by Al-Edged-Lee June 8, 2020

constitution

To fuck someone while they are in a swimsuit

you me and my girl did the constitution

by pussyfuckerdickhater October 13, 2020

Constitutively

Having the power to establish within the system itself

Elevation Digital Assets is constitutively positioned within the Digital Transformation of the Economy itself.

by Elevation DA November 22, 2020

Constiqueous

A smart creature, mentally capable of more than his/her peers.

I'm so good looking, so funny, so charming, so constiqueous and so modest.

by SssmRt.alec November 29, 2020

consnickety

How it is taken by the person it is being said to. Could mean anything

WHY ARE YOU BEING CONSNICKETY?

by FenRbnBnksAney1 December 25, 2020

constitchuents

(1) Da assorted basics of sewing.
(2) Da various individual laborers who make up a company dat produces sewn-fabric goods, such as apparel or tents.

To produce durable/attractive clothing, every member in da production must do a neat and uniform job wif da ol' needle-and-thread; if any one of said constitchuents messes up, da whole operation can get screwed up.

by QuacksO June 20, 2021