Conditioner Effect

When your friend makes up shit and acts like it’s a thing everyone knows about, but no, it’s not.

Dude, it’s the Shampoo effect. You’ve never heard of the shampoo effect.

No man, that’s not a thing. That’s the conditioner effect. You just made that up!

by Caiman1 March 31, 2019

Confetarii

Modern name for multiple confederates

Hey Kevin, look at those confetarii over there, they’re support for the cause is a little late

by Murphanian April 25, 2019

Confetti’d

To be ripped to extremely fine shreds, like ribbons, to the point at which your remains resemble a confetti explosion.

“Hey dude, think I could fight that bear?”

“You kidding? You’ll get confetti’d.”

by Carnefice July 20, 2019

Confetti Party

When several women surround one person then ejaculate on that person. A gender-swapped bukkake.

We will need a ton of towels and Gatorade for Mike's 30th birthday confetti party party.

by Shotz McGillicuddy July 26, 2019

conditionaring

Its turning on your air conditioner. You are conditionaring when you are in a room where air conditioner works

Its so hot im’ currently conditionaring

by magmagxo August 11, 2019

Condendillysation

Condendillysation is what you call an amazing person who makes your whole word so much better. If you call someone condendillysation you’re basically calling them the greatest person in the world and saying that you love them very much

“this is sienna, but I call her condendillysation because I LOVE her”

by skater boi rex September 8, 2019

Confetti yawn

Vomiting

He drank so much that he had a confetti yawn.

by Put Bull November 30, 2019