Your girlfriend doesn’t shit for a week and then you proceed to violently fuck her ass until the shit is nicely compacted into a shape of your choosing, then you freeze it and shove it back into her ass.
Yo bro I tried the Alaskan Trash Compactor with her last night and her asshole quivered when I stuck it in for the second time!
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John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"
John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"
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That Zombie Company on Main Street has a great selection of items! But the manager kept following me around like he thought I was going to steal something. Or maybe he just wanted to eat me...
by Entropy Cow November 20, 2009
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The doctor did a comparism between the two xrays of Sahra's head and deduced that they were not taken in the same year.
by Sahra October 30, 2005
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Bill and Sheryl had been married for fifty seven years and could go for weeks without so much as kissing. Companionate romance strikes again.
by Beckie <33 February 16, 2008
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Mark your calendars for Nov. 4th: if you go outside after the polls close on the East Coast, you should be able to see McCain-Palin explode in a Campaign Supernova.
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