Columbian Car Ride

a columbian car ride is when you and 4 other people sit in a car and you all each have a joint . bong or blunt each . you roll all the windows up and get retarded as hell.

me and my friends got in the car pulled into the back yard so the cops could not see the car . and then from there every one in the car starts burning . This is a columbian car ride.

Columbian Car Ride by pure glass April 19, 2013

columbit 

A guy who get MAD amounts of mad wet pussy...usually have the names of David, Daniel, or Dylan. All starting with a D because of how much they use their D. Their D is usually very big and think and beautiful. (DT Originated)

That guy is such a columbit bro!
I wish I was as columbity as he is!

columbit by D.T.12 January 14, 2015

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) 

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015

Columbian blowjob 

When you do a line a coke of of your partners dick and then blow them

She gave me a Columbian blowjob

Columbian blowjob by Julia lupercio October 14, 2015

columbian reach-around 

The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.

The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.

columbian reach-around by Mr Carl December 28, 2015

columbian pattycake 

When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.

Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.

columbian pattycake by TeddyBearGuru97 January 30, 2016

Columbian Special 

Usually used in the workplace. The act of filling one's rectum with cocaine, then waiting for the perfect moment to fart it out into someone's eyes. This is a defensive mechanism primarily used by wealthy stock brokers, or gay "bottoms" in a crisis.

Damn did you see Craig Columbian Special that guy?
Yeah man hes one crazy mother fucker.

Columbian Special by CraigIsInnocent September 8, 2016