Definitions by CraigIsInnocent

Columbian Special 

Usually used in the workplace. The act of filling one's rectum with cocaine, then waiting for the perfect moment to fart it out into someone's eyes. This is a defensive mechanism primarily used by wealthy stock brokers, or gay "bottoms" in a crisis.

Damn did you see Craig Columbian Special that guy?
Yeah man hes one crazy mother fucker.

Columbian Special by CraigIsInnocent September 8, 2016