
by Sethinger November 5, 2020

It's the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the shit splashes back and covers the underside of your balls.
Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.
by Koprky March 7, 2011

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.
by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.
by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

by JasperMoooore January 17, 2022

- Babe soon as I finish my dinner I'll run home to you !
- COAT ? I'll have the kids bedded
- You are disgusting !
- Love you too
- COAT ? I'll have the kids bedded
- You are disgusting !
- Love you too
by [.] March 24, 2019
