12-o-clock tuck

When you need to hide an erection and you tuck it straight up into your waistband/beltline. The cock is similar to the hand of a clock at the 12-o-clock position.

guy: Hey, can you tell I have a raging hard on right now?

girl: What the fuck?

guy: Yeah, just did a little 12-o-clock tuck.

by rza00036 October 3, 2007

Alarm Clock

An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.

The alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.

by punkchicka4 November 18, 2010

Beer o'clock

Another way of saying "time for a drink"
Can be used at finishing time of work, at the end of a sporting event or any time that "time for a drink" would be mist appropriate

at work day's end
"righto boys, beer o'clock"

by bridgenie September 15, 2005

drinks'o'clock

1. time to start drinking.
2. the time of day when it is acceptable to start drinking.

"What time is it Bob?"
(Bob looks at watch)
"It's drinks'o'clock Steve. Cheers!"

by mattanywhere December 20, 2005

noon o'clock

another name for noon.12:00

I don't wake up until noon o'clock

by R.I.P. Friskie July 31, 2007

Shot O'clock

Much like "Beer Thirty", "Shot O'clock" references ANY time of the day in which the mood reflects the need for a shot glass filled with any strong liquor, preferably Patron or any Tequila.

Guess what time it is!!! Its SHOT O'CLOCK!!! WHERE'S THE PATRON?!?!?!

by Free Chorizo1 March 16, 2010

Clean Your Clock

A slang phrase meaning to strike a blow to the face, where someone's face is their 'clock'.

Steve: Wow john, you blew it there.
John: Oh shut up, or I'll clean your clock.

by Super Cru (C-Baller) November 3, 2008