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Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.
- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"
by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023
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To get cooked is to get destroyed or humiliated, to be embarassed by someone else being so much better than you.
He got cooked
by tittimandra June 2, 2023
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Cooked

1. When someones been on drugs a long time and it's affected them noticeably, like when they do some tweaker like or just dumb addict type shit
2. Someone thats just so detached from reality and dumb that they seem npc like but not quite, like borderline retarded, not like the downs or autism or other special way, but just slow or dumb like empty headed
3. Someone thats just so outta pocket kind of fucken weird, tweaker-y, or perma fried stoned that you dont know wtf to say when they do something
1. Dude you're cooked, youve been tweaking and trying to tie a shawl into a car seat cover for 4 hours
2.dude you grabbed the square block, looked at the square hole and still got mad it wouldnt fit the triangle hole, you're so cooked
3. Bud i swear to god you're cooked the way you just grab something, put it on your head, stare at a random person, and walk away
by Azzy azrael June 17, 2023
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Cooked

Adjective
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) a bad situation with little to no hope of recovering.

Verb
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) do something well.
Adjective
"I'm cooked."

Verb
"HE COOKED!"
by kp04z July 11, 2024
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Cooked

When someone gets beat at something bad, demolished, pulverized and/or utterly destroyed.
Did you guys hear Mike and Kris straight up Cooked Deeanna and Anthony on the pool table?
by FargoMan July 24, 2024
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Cooked fish

When you are about to have sex and she undresses and she stinks so badly but you just gotta tap that so you dive in anyway.
by 019-2830192830182308123 August 7, 2024
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Cooked
by Hound August 11, 2024
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