chode

the area between the dink and the bunghole

christine wanted a chode for lunch, but potter gave her the whole package

by Matt Prosser May 23, 2006

Chode

A Penis That is Wider then it is long or wide as it is long.
Probably the worst thing when you find out you have one.

*Girl gets ready to give guy a bj*
*pulls down his pants and sees a Penis thats wider then it is long*
girl: Oh my god thats a Chode
*guy gets embarassed*

by Evan Rich January 14, 2008

Chode

A chode is also someone who totally sucks as a person.

I can't believe that guy lit up a bowl and didn't even ask us to smoke, what a chode!

by skrilla June 17, 2003

Chode

A chode is a penis which is wider than it is long
Ave seen 1

andy m couldn't fit his chode up my arse or in my mouth and when i tried to toss him off i couldn't get a grip. So basicly he carn't get any pleasure

by Andy June 25, 2004

chode

a chode is a penis as long as it is short
and also the subject behind the chode kingdom
a magical place where the chode queen rules
and the only way to get there is to pass over a bridge over the chode creek thats patroled by chode trolls who ask you riddles and thats how choode came to be

"wow dude nice chode whered you get it?"

"duh the chode kingdom"

by nich..? February 18, 2008

Chode

A male penis which is larger in width than it is length.

My older brother has a chode.

by Bryce July 01, 2004

chode

Penis which is as long as it is thick.

"That fat ass' chode couldnt please a Barbie doll"

by KingdomCum January 24, 2003