cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.
Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.
by chestercheetah69420 November 28, 2022
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Sad cheeto

That one suspiciously large kid in your class that wears the same black sweater to school every day covered in cheeto dust and their hands are extremely crusty.
Oh Jerry, that sad cheeto! Always sticking his finger crust up his nose.
by Slamcaked February 26, 2019
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Cheetoing

The act of sucking your fingers clean after inserting them in a vagina.
1. I woke up with the craziest taste in my mouth after cheetoing with my boo last night.

2. Her: do you need a paper towel
Me: nah it’s fine I’ll just Cheeto
by Munglord May 27, 2024
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Cheetoing

Chee-to-ing
verb
1.
Taking a picture with a full unopened bag of cheetos with a stranger.
2.
Taking a picture with an associate with a bag of unopened jalepeno cheeder cheetos

Origin
late Middle English (also in the sense ‘creeper pic’)
Chester: Damn did that dude take a picture of you with a bag of cheetos?
Turner: Yeah, he didnt even offer me any.

Yesterday Samantha checked her phone and noticed someone had sent her a picture of Marcus cheetoing, with a text that simply read"i'm different yeah i'm different.
by Drinkyt February 14, 2014
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Hot Cheeto

A sticky hot (cheesy) mess. ( a cheeto microwaved..... Pretty messy)
by Urbaño Dicktionary June 21, 2017
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Hot Cheeto

A hot cheeto is when you have sex with a girl on her period, then you immediately after have anal with the period blood still on your penis. After anal the women will then give the man a blowjob with the blood and poop on his dick.
Hey babe, can we do the hot cheeto?
by adamsandlersdong September 23, 2019
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Hot Cheetos

Best friend I didnt get my Hot Cheetos aka my period I might be pregnant 🤰
by Brae Brae 07 June 06, 2019
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