The act of masturbating to celebrate something. Must be done within two hours of your accomplishment or it is just consider masturbating.
Once I finish this essay I'm gonna celasturbate!
When Michael Phelps won all of those gold medals in the Olympics, he went home and celasturbated.
When Michael Phelps won all of those gold medals in the Olympics, he went home and celasturbated.
by ASaga2 February 15, 2010
Get the Celasturbate mug.Someone who is overly obsessed with a celebrity, who the majority of the time sucks, and the person is only is only obsessed with him/her because the celeb is hot/cute/sexy etc.
Celeb-Obsessed girl: Oh my god! I just got 37 new posters of Justin Bieber! Im going to hang them up right next to my Zac Effron posters! Oh wait! All that room next to Zac is taken up by my posters of Taylor Lautner!! Oh well, its ok! I can just put my Justin posters on the ceiling! Oh my god they are all so dreamy!!
by Richard_l835 May 26, 2010
Get the Celeb-Obsessed mug.When a fangirl (or fanboy) obsesses over a celebrity, repeatedly claiming that said celebrity is "hot" or "sexy"
Girl 1: Have you seen Mikey and Gerard Way? They are so hot!
Girl 2: I don't get how you can have a boyfriend and still say that about people.
Girl 1: Don't worry, it's just a celeb crush.
Girl 2: I don't get how you can have a boyfriend and still say that about people.
Girl 1: Don't worry, it's just a celeb crush.
by herp a derpy derp January 26, 2012
Get the Celeb Crush mug.A sexual act performed on New Year's Eve starting at one minute to midnight. During the "One Minute Countdown", one individual lies on his/her back, while a male partner slowly lowers his genitals onto his partner's face, finally dropping them at exactly midnight. Performed in the spirit of the New Year's Eve Time's Square celebration.
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by gee clam May 10, 2009
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