Captain America Card

In the Game of Rape, The Capt. America Card, or Captain, is the King of Hearts. His awesomeness is unsurpassed. The Captain has the power to perform a Rape Combo on any card, albeit it is considered bad form to play the Captain on the SC Card (He has standards, afterall).

The Captain is also an integral part in the coveted Caledonia Combo.

SHA-ZAM! The Captain has owned you bitch! Try to Dave me will ya!

by Rape Player July 5, 2004

Captain Brown

Jonathon Early, commander, chief, captain of all that you can see.. Thats brown anyway.

Jonathon Early is captain brown

Brown captain, Jonathon Early is.

by Ape of death January 12, 2011

Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger

A burger that comes with pepper jack cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Captain Josh

Josh is a pirate!(A.K.A. Captain Qwert) But he says eh instead of what or duh, thats the mighty power of Canada and its pirate!... His 1st mate is Maniac Morgan and her Camel. The lookout is Kera, who is also the ship's main hooker.

Look over thurr its captain Josh and his scurvy crew!

by The insane one January 11, 2005

Captain Sunshine

n.
Captain Sunshine is that person who is bright and cheery, even if you are depressed, pissed off. or tired.

tim: Good morning!
Bill: Shut the Hell Up Captain Sunshine

by Colte the Pirate February 5, 2007

Captain Midnight

To have a wet dream.

He had gone so long without getting any, Captain Midnight had to pay him a visit.

by tank03 August 26, 2009

Captain Tying Knots

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.

Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.

by BMont October 29, 2010