Cailean

A absolute homosexual : he is lanky asf and rapes kids for fun

John: Look, there's Cailean
Sarah: Oh shit, he is getting sucked off by a kid

by Mostalentedbaldman April 23, 2024

caiuschrys10

caiuschrys10 is the best AEST DS he needs DXO he is the goat for AEST.

Yo caiuschrys10 is the goat broski.

by SirJet September 2, 2024

Cailas

The relationship between Cairo and Atlas. It started as a joke ship, but quickly spiraled into the best thing that happened to me <3

#CailasIsReal

by SomeFurredNerd September 12, 2024

Caillou

An insufferable imp of a child with a low-testosterone father and doormat mother who allow him to do anything he wants.

Most Millennials are raising Caillous.

"Hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child." -Someone who's not Caillou

by c_h_freeman October 26, 2024

Caillou

A tortured child whose parents refuse him everything he asks for just to watch him cry and suffer psychologically, and to then give him a tiny bit of what he asked for just to calm him down and regain his trust without complying to his initial demand, feeling superior, and be able to repeat the cycle of abuse.

-This sub's bjs rock!

-Yeah, I know, he's a Caillou.

by comadot February 23, 2025

caisan

caisan loves to goon everyday and goons to all the girls in his skl and needs to stop cockblocking and get on a leash cus these girls are not safe "put a paper bag on it" he said in a horney desperate and excited voice

i dont wanna see u walking with her again said caisan

by anonymous April 6, 2025

Cailey Chopped

Cailey Chopped (adj.): Chopped to an unrecoverable degree. Not “kinda bad” permanently cooked.

Nahhh your fade is Cailey Chopped right now.

by BrooklynMets100 February 17, 2026