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Michelle Branch

Pop singer who is talented vocally, but not a particularly good composer.

Music is not great, but being from the Southwest(specifically Arizona) automatically classifies her in the awesome column.

Grew up in Sedona, AZ, where she used to babysit for my friend, the 8or.
Michelle Branch sings so good, to bad her music is crappy "guitar pop".

Me: Did you see hear the new Michelle Branch album?
J: Yeah...it sucked ass, just like all her music.
Me: How naive are you? Don`t you see? The point is not the quality of the music. Rather, what matters is that she is from the Southwest. THAT is true talent.
J: Being from the Southwest takes talent?
Me: Of course. Haven`t you checked out the heat?

Michelle used to baby sit and do local gigs in Sedona.
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Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.
The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.
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Brocha Porn

-Brocha (Spanish for brush) is Spanish slang for mustache.-
Brocha Porn is a gay fantasy/fetish pornography involving Mexican men who look like cholos fresh from prison. They are typically muscled, tattooed, shaved or slicked back hair and have a thick brocha. The sexual intercourse Between the men is usually aggressive.
“Hey vato you see OG Screamer in his latest Brocha Porn?
Homie looked all firme while banging Lil Puppets ass!”

“Simon fool I just watched it, he’s my favorite!!!”
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Branch Covidian

Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.
Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?

Was she tested?

Yep she is 19-Pos!
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Olive Branching

When one man inserts his erect penis into the flaccid urethra of another man. The term come from a combination of images and word play based on the olive. The image of a pimento olive combined with the olive tree's branch as a symbol for peace (piss)... hence stuffing the head of a cock into her man's peace hole.
Tommy and Mike were caught olive branching. only one person was enjoying this.
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brochacho

bro, bruh, chum, buddy
female form is brochacha
Riley went to the movies with his brochachos.
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