space bagging 

when you do a poo. then freeze the length overnight and then use it as a dildo on your favourite girlfriend or boyfriend. not sure how many people would actually get off on this but hey, its what i heard today and figure it needs to be told to the world.

i can't believe i did it, i space bagged lola, she didn't mind either until she took a closer look at what i was jammin her with. i hope she lets me have sex with her again. space bagging its not for me

space bagging by jamie_ledge September 14, 2008

speed bagging 

The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.

Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!

Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!

speed bagging by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012

Flange Bagging 

The act of ramming multiple apples into an obese womans crotch and proceeding in playing bobbing for apples, by method of slamming your face into her pussy and fishing them out with only your tonsils.

You up for some flange bagging tonight, Margaret?

Flange Bagging by ArKiVe is EPIC October 10, 2008

blogging 4

Blogging 4. Blogging 4 actually skips two levels, 2 and 3, and takes blogging so far into the future that no one can really keep up. Upon experiencing blogging 4 you will probably shit yourself at some point. Hey, when you take things to the next level, skipping levels in the process, well, things happen and some of it is not so cool. But what is cool is Blogging 4. So put your crash helmet on and get ready.

Blogging 4: (example blog, Grooming Tips)

Super Cuts.
Hair Masters.
Great Clips.

Here is the dilemma. What is the best: Super, Great or a Master? After taking the challenge, Wexley has deduced that being a hair “Master” is actually far superior to having a “Super” cut -which is actually much better than having a “Great” clip. What makes the Master of hair better is the free shampoo and scalp massage. One Wexley tester actually almost fell asleep while soaking in the warm water and gentle touch of the hair “Master”.

Of course, it makes sense that Super is much better than just Great anyhow, but given the speedy, “get you in and out without actually giving a shit about you or your hair” service can only leave you at the “Great” level. Also if you look into history, anything super, like Superpowers, Super heroes, Super markets are much better than anything just great, like Great ____, see there, that’s the problem.

In summary, if you want the best cut go to Hair Masters. They are the Masters and your hair will be happy.

blogging 4 by Wexley School for Girls December 25, 2008

clay bagging 

to attempt to penetrate and orifice covered by clothing.

i tried clay bagging Jessica but she ran away.

clay bagging by el cheffie October 23, 2007

grass roots blogging 

1. The act of blogging for the self (i.e. a personal blog), not for income.
2. The act of blogging for the masses, but not specifically for the income potential of the entries (i.e. interesting, thoughtful entries that are not specifically written to draw higher-paying advertisements and cost-per-click rates).

1. I like Jim's blog. He's a great grass roots blogger.
2. Did you see Maddox's blog? He's interesting and entertaining... really grass roots.

grass roots blogging by FyreHOU June 12, 2005

tea bagging 

While playing a video game- The act of killing then gloating over someones dead body by simulating a virtual tea bagging while talking serious smack.

"I took his head off with my plasma rifle / SMG combo and then tea bagged him until he respawned."

tea bagging by freakgrl24 December 13, 2004