A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.
by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017
Get the blond hoe mug.A girl that looks good from a distance, but when you get close up, you observe that the brushstrokes are somewhat crudely assembled. A work of art she is not.
I thought I saw a gorgeous chick the other day, but she was a disappointing Monet blonde when she crossed over the road.
by wizzerman February 23, 2012
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by Maximus August 6, 2003
Get the blond distortion mug.A guy who would be blonde he was a girl. or a girl who is like a blonde ceptin fer her hair color. ussually only spoken arond friends
by Pimpin in Pink November 26, 2004
Get the Blonde at heart mug.A women that dyes her hair blonde to garner attention and power. Sometimes the power is used for bad and manipulative means, particular when the women is of lower socioeconomic class.
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