Blonding 

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university

"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."

Blonding by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

blonde theory 

The theory that when a member of the male gender automatically looks at the body of a female with blonde hair. And in return, she is automatically more attractive than a brunette or any other hair color counterpart.

Guy 1: Hey bro, did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Hell yeah man! Blonde theory?
Guy 1: Blonde theory!

blonde theory by TheBlondeTheory35 October 7, 2011

blonde 

A person who says something or who gets something half an hour later, who laughs for something for ages.

oh my god, you are so blonde, you freak!

blonde by Claire March 27, 2005

blonde 

A hair color that is often confused with being stupid because blondes have more hair on their heads

All you people who are tired of this dumb blonde crap, come and listen to a song I've written on this matter - "Dumb Blonde Blues" - and maybe after you hear it, you'll open your eyes on the fact that the color of your hair has nothing to do with your intelligence.

blonde by Karen Stickney August 29, 2008

Blonde 

1. A hair color
2. A term often associated with those who do not have a high enough intelligence to be considered a brunette.
3. A word that smart people use in attempt at ridiculing someone with prettier hair than them, hoping it will make said blonde feel dumb.
4. A word used as a synonym to slut

1. The girl has blonde hair
2. -Animals are people too you know. -Dude, you are SO blonde!
3. -I'm prettier than you! -So? You're blonde!
4. As rare as a blonde virgin

Blonde by TheDoctorsCompanion November 24, 2010

Golden Blonde

A color that has natural highlights in it, that can be seen as either a light brown or a dark blonde. A person with this hair color often has mixed emotions about their life. They dont really know what to do after a while. The emotional turmoil of life sometimes gets the better of them. This type of person needs friends to support them. This hair color defines who they are and people who have this color should be grateful, even when life gets hard.

Shes a natural golden blonde, happy on the outside, torn apart on the inside.

Golden Blonde by LillyRoseisthebest May 26, 2009

helium-handed blonde bimbo

A blonde who likes to steal things. The helium in her hands denotes her light fingers.

The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.

helium-handed blonde bimbo by hello April 5, 2005