Bertie

The guy that didn't do his homework in school

That guys in detention. He's probably a Bertie.

by Buddster SMT January 29, 2020

Naughty Bertie

An incredibly naughty person who does naughty things to naughty people. Their name is Bertie

Whoa look its Naughty Bertie

by Alex123456789heyho October 17, 2012

Big Bertha

Someone/Something really fat or big. Usually get an uncomfortable feeling around Big Bertha's.

OMG!! She is such a Big Bertha! Look at her.

by CesTiger March 30, 2017

berther

A person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society's lunatic fringe. A berther intentionally establishes a wide 'berth' between him- or herself and groups like the birthers and other crazies.

The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.

Person 1: *eyes glazed over* "uuuggghhhh....uuughhhh.... I've just been reading the reader's comments on foxnews.com...." *collapses to the floor, twitching*

Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."

Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*

Person 2: *coldcocks him*

by Methuselah Honeysuckle July 28, 2009

Bertlikesmen

Expressing bert's love for men in a single word, thereby saving time and breath on a self-explanatory task

Bertlikesmen

by Bones May 28, 2003

Bertism

A gay religious group made by the god, bert Lunder from oklahoma

Yo vro what's your religion?

Nigga it's bertism

by Quafflelover69 August 19, 2017

Kalob Bertrand

A young boy that is really funny. Likes to make people laugh and has a loving kind heart. He’s a a YouTuber that likes to mess with people and make edits. His best friend and partner is justice Johanesen. Kalob loves video games, sports, skateboarding, going outside, and loves to spend money.

Kalob bertrand is really funny

by Johnny Keene May 20, 2019