spoon bender

spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends

Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!

by Geoffrey6789998212 November 2, 2011

bender

half an erection. usually because the male is not aroused enough, causing the penis to bend out of the way on entry.

because that girl i scored yesterday had such a huge lennart, i developed an irrevocable bender. needless to say that she woke up with a cleveland steamer today.

by tisseen schande May 18, 2006

beeeeep

a word used in place of a curse word when one does not want to get in trouble.
(usually said in high-pitched voice)

WHAT THE bleeeep?!?!

by will holland January 17, 2004

bender

A player in hockey who's ankles bend inward because they're not strong enough to hold up their ankles on ice.

That Sean Mcdougall kid ankle's bend, he must be a bender and suck!

by ilikegurls August 12, 2009

Bender

A British terminology, meaning a homosexual or gay person.

I swear that Clay Aiken is an absolute bender.

by Luna23 July 30, 2009

bebee

my name for my baby. derived from chinese for 'baby'.

i luf my bebee julie!

by steven March 1, 2005

beee-yotch

Same as biotch but really reeally strunnngg ooouuuuttt... and i hadn't seen that spelling yet....

That is one phat beee-yotch, y'uns.

by Leif June 10, 2006