Bakery Fresh

When something is so fine it falls into the realm of bakery fresh the next tier of freshness (objects, actions)

Oscar: hey bro nice shoes they are bakery fresh
Girl: did you get a hair cut? yeah bakery fresh cuts and im ready to hit the town

by ArticulatedDribble February 10, 2017

Flesh Bakery

When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small

For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley

by Ryan February 13, 2005

bamerNek

A football fan of the University of Alabama @ Tuskaloosa, known as UAT in the state of Alabama. BamerNeks attend football games with a Tide soap box, roll of toilet paper(sometimes used), a pair of baggy overalls w/one strap undone(they think thats sexy) and a baseball cap with a red A on it! They say "Roll Tide" a lot, hence the props! Also they talk a lot about a dead bear!!

Is it true McDonalds makes bamerNeks wear shoes when they take their wives out to dinner on Sat nite?

by CitizenFOOTBALL August 27, 2005

Ralph Baer

A brilliant inventer who came up with the first proto-type home video game system, titled "The Brown Box", later remodeled and mass produced in 1973 as the "Magnavox Odyssey". Ralph Baer is widely considered by some as "The father of video games" even though pioneers like Nolan Bushnell and Steve Wozniak pioneered some of the earliest coin-op games; some of which existed before the Brown Box.

Ignorant gamer: "Who the heck is "Ralph Baer??"

Educated gamer: "............................."

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006

italian bakery

when a woman with a yeast infection puts bread dough into her vagina, and due to the yeast and body temperature, the bread will rise, and then her partner will take a bite.

dude! my bitch gave herself an italian bakery! it was so tasty!

by swamprat deeger February 26, 2009

bakersfield

Yes, it's hot. It can suck. However, its what you make of it. Either way, we still have a pretty bad reputation as a glorified hick-ville...

My friend & I during a random roadtrip to Aspen, CO:

random boy at a bar: hey, where are you girls from?
us: california
random boy: you girls here for the bachlorette party?
us: uhm, no. we're visiting friends. who would come all
the way from cali to get married?
random boy: would you rather get married in aspen or vegas?
my friend: well, i would get married in vegas.
random boy: YOU MUST BE FROM BAKERSFIELD!!!!

How the hell he pulled that out of his ass when all he had was the entire CA I'll never know.

by gotAwayFromThere November 9, 2006

bakering

N; having sex while playing halo 3 (girl must take clothes off)

dude sorry i couldn't IM i was bakering

by Cooper Johnason April 1, 2009