bachelor pad

A Japanese futon for one.

"I got a nice studio apartment now in the Village, and it's not only a cool bachelor pad, but I also sleep ON my very cool bachelor pad every night."

-- Posted on a Tokyo bulletin board in Ikebukuro, July 2, 2009

by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009

Bacarrá

Bacarra is everything. You will find mostly drugs and canis who will threaten you in order to push you to the dark side. Bacarra is located in Gandia, and has always been the home of nasty rascals and bitches, as well as AZAS and expensive prostitutes. Moru likes going there to find inner peace and do drugs. You will find your naughty neighbour grinding with the very first cani she will find inside. AZAS will always be acquired by previous negotiation with the tipically Spanish pimp. Bacarra is the forbidden place for MARA, Moru's enemy (he tried going there twice, but he didn't succeed). Inside bacarra,time gets curved and abandons any logic. Music will never change, so that you are not able to find out what day of the week you find yourself. At the sixth day closing bacarra, your only desire will be to commit suicide, but you will be so exhausted that you will not be able to do so. Waitresses will want to asdrubal you, and musculous waiters will attempt to hit you with a STICK. The only way to get rid of these monsters is to remove other people's clothes with your mind, the problem is that you will not be able to do so because of your drunkness.

Last night I went to Bacarrá and I was sexually assaulted by Sarita, my neighbour.

Last night I went to bacarra and I can't remember anything, but that's normal.

Sarita asdrubaled me in bacarra.

Last night I went to bacarra and I was snaked by some sly AZAS.

MARA: "I couldn't get to bacarra, as usual"

by elcobreadordesevilla July 24, 2010

Baca

Baca is slang for fecal matter. Coined within the prison system of MCP.

Damn dude, take me back to the building stat! I need to drop a baca! Bet!

by Mickey GT June 30, 2018

Bharath bacchan

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by Hemanth Shaiva April 11, 2021

Bachelorsexual

When you are neither straight, homosexual, bisexual or any other type of sexual. You are just a nothing. A loner. You do not feel the need to be romantically involved with anyone.

Also see, failosexual.

a) I don't like anything. I'm bachelorsexual.

b)Matt says: Hey, wanna come home with me?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my sister came too?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my dog came too?
Suzy: No, god damnit! I'm bachelorsexual!

by thepersonthatrox January 30, 2009

Bacalado Salado

In Puerto Rico, it is pronounced with silent D's, and is expression describing a person who is running into a bit of bad luck. Literally, it means, "salty cod fish."

"Te sigues encontrando trabajos que no pagan bien. Tu eres un bacalao salao."
"You keep finding low-paying jobs, you're one salty-ass cod fish."

by Otoniel January 8, 2005

Bachelor Shower

The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflection of the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weed out of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.

MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...

by psuedoben April 4, 2009