Brandon 

A prick. A worthless asshole who does nothing but play video games. They start out super cool but don’t get fooled. They’re just good at manipulating you into thinking they’re good guys right before they turn into a complete douche.

Don’t associate with a Brandon unless you want your life ruined.

Brandon by Qwertyuiop1234567890$@ May 27, 2018

Brandon 

The act of one male giving another male head or oral sex

I heard about that one guy given that other guy some Brandon in the bathroom!

Brandon by wordfucker November 12, 2009

Brandon 

Perverted neighbor who Masturbates to penis mutilation porn.

My neighbor the sex offender is a brandon who likes genital mutilations.

Brandon by psycho daddi July 14, 2011

Brandon 

A self-centered, hypocritical, sadistic man who blames all appalling and cruel behavior on some imagined disease. Posessing a false sense of security about his sexual prowess. Extremely arrogant but lacking considerably in talent and intelligence.

That man over there making his grandmother change his tire, such a Brandon!

Brandon by truthbetoldsoothsayer19 February 8, 2010

Brandon 

A fucking hottie who loves a girl named lindsay

Brandon loves lindsay so much he would die for her.

Brandon by Does It Matter?!?!?!?!?!??!? September 17, 2008

Brandon 

A relatively slick, yet reserved individual who has an unrelenting, arguably disturbing fixation for tot wees. His affinity for tot wees is boldy displayed through twiddling, fiddling and all out diddling. If you come across a Brandon the best course of action is to notify the appropriate authorities as he is likely wanted in numerous municipalities. Salacious.

"Hide you kids, Brandon is on the loose"

"Did you hear Brandon got banned from Disney World?!"

Q:Where is Brandon?

A: Probably over there on that jumping castle. If not there, check the seesaw or tire swing.

Brandon by Tastycrumpets October 26, 2013

Brandon 

Little Dick Prick

That guy is such a brandon

Brandon by vxudv October 21, 2014