I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

pot thought

when you turn your head, look up to the sky, barely close your eyes, ( like your high on pot ) and answer a question with one word that doesn't have anything to do with the question. Usually to make fun of stoners

teenager 1:Dude why are dogs noses wet?
teenager 2: ....... Totally...
teenager 1: Nice pot thought.

by theboywhoyouknow October 7, 2012

Self-conscious thought

They load on to the same circuits as negative emotion! So they're the same thing!

Hym "Which is a ridiculous thing to say... It's like saying '2 Broke Girls is on the same channel as Young Sheldon! They're functionally the same show! They wouldn't be on the same channel if they weren't the same show!' and that's ridiculous. Preposterous even! So, self-conscious thoughts are still not the same as negative emotion but it would be convenient for you for people to view thinking about themselves as a negative thing."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2023

Thought

There was something I wanted to say...

Hym "And now I forget what it was... and I thought

by Hym Iam June 11, 2023

Squat Thought

When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.

Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.

by ILoveMyKittyCat June 20, 2023

Thought dump

When you have racing anxious thoughts and you say them out loud as a pressure release to stop worrying and let go of the thoughts

I was panicking about the movie tomorrow and just said out loud as a thought dump"I'm fucking freaking out it's probably gonna be fine it's just a movie anyway" and felt better within minutes.

by Zen Bossman June 22, 2023

Thought

The burden of human consciousness.

Thoughts come in a whole universe of flavors. But most of the words that categorize thought end in either"tion" or "sion".

Some tion/sion examples:

Rumination, premeditation, hesitation, deliberation, consideration, obsession, contemplation, compulsion, conception, introspection, repression, categorization, recognition, reconfiguration, Memorization,

Other: Fantasize, daydream, equating, misconstrue,

Thought can be enjoyable if you've got something to do. Other times I wish I could shut the whole process off.

by Olive989 March 13, 2023