After Mohammad suggested to his friend Ahmed that they should go out for an afternoon bombing, Ahmed responded with, "Jew Serious?"
by 420glazeit August 02, 2014
a jewish man who is hairy as fuck and resembles chewbacca; a towering Wookiee who is best known as the co-pilot of Han Solo's ship, the Millennium Falcon in the Star Wars films.
ohh duuddee! look at that hairy beast over there! oh shit is that a yamaka? its is! ITS A JEW-BACCA!
by J.Bunda December 24, 2007
Jew gold is a term for the small bag of gold that Jews wear around their neck. The purpose of jew gold is to buy heaven from God on Judgement Day. Jews carry two bags around their necks, one for the jew gold, and a decoy bag filled with rocks.
It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.
It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.
by Trinexx April 12, 2007
by Prom3th3an June 26, 2010
Synonym for Television. So called because many people claim that virtually all of the MSM (mainstream media) is under Jewish control.
by Emmanuel bin Goldstein February 04, 2008
One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.
*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."
by Hpesoj... December 22, 2011
a style of martial art primarily used to buy anything at cheaper cost using haggling, bargaining, or trading.Jew Gypsy Bargaining Haggle Trade Cheap frugal
by RedStatus March 11, 2015