Apolojizzism

An apology given in the form of sex. The best of all the apologies. Otherwise known as make up sex.

When two people get in an argument and decide that "getting it on" would be a much better way of "working it out" than to actually talk. i.e. "I was really pissed at them but their nails raking down my back during make up sex made everything better. . .for awhile.It was an apolojizzism."

by kinkythingsyououghttoknow October 4, 2011

apolojustification

apolojustification n. ( v. apolojustify )

1 A statement or part of a statement in speech or in writing, which contains both an apology and a justification, in reference the same thing.

2 A statement or part of a statement in speech or in writing, which contains both a mea culpa and a placing of blame on the person to whom the mea culpa is directed.

1 The only apolojustification I can offer is that I'm sorry for robbing you, but society had treated me better, I wouldn't have needed to do it.

2 "I'm sorry I lied to you, but it's your own fault."

by Suzy Clemens October 21, 2011

Apologive

To give apology

"I take offense at that, not gunna lie"

"I apologive no offense"

by swardyward November 6, 2011

Apollo 11

This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!

I have been running many tests on Apollo 11. I want to send my astronauts to the moon.

by Joho 2.0 October 21, 2012

Apollo Shit

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.

I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.

by Canadia99 August 26, 2012

apolojiz

Aka: Make up sex

" I know that last one was terrible, but now I think I need to apolojiz."

by QuarterLumpet May 28, 2014

Apollonian Crush

Usually used to refer to a celebrity crush. A kind of infatuation taken to the next level - where the person you have a crush on is mostly made up but associated with someone real. Called an Apollonian crush because of the Apollonian temperament which is a thing. People of this temperament are apparently responsible for about 90% of the world's Apollonian crushes. The term was probably coined by someone on reddit.

George has a huge crush on Laura. He likes to dream about the two of them going for long walks on the beach and laughing while talking about old English literature. Unfortunately, Laura hates the beach, and the only reason George thinks she likes old English literature is because she mentioned Shakespeare once. Luckily George's little Apollonian crush will never reach the awkward phase where he gets completely disillusioned and heartbroken when he realizes Laura isn't at all who he thinks she is. They will both go about their daily lives: George having the perfect relationship with her in his head and Laura having no idea he even likes her.

by HSPlife January 2, 2015