evan weiner

People named Evan probably have a big weiner

Evan got a Evan Weiner fsfs

by Glezed AG April 12, 2022

Evan and dino

Big amounts of gay

Guy1: hey look at Evan and dino making out guy 2: yeah that's gross

by Big gaymer April 10, 2019

Evan deese

Evan deese is a specimen found in the Lexington district eastern coast. He seems to know the name of every individual in the town of Lexington, the existent of his knowledge is quite concerning given he knows everything about everyone. While he may seem harmless even is very powerful. Evan has shown great interest in weather and specificity dangerous weather. It’s believed that Evan is fully capable of controlling the weather, and uses this to his advantage. He’s in the works of dominating the world. Why else would he know the address of every citizen around him? Evan is a mastermind and I hate to say it but he’s a genius to. Evan’s influence is silent but it’s slowly taking over the state and soon the world. Evan deese must be stoped or he’ll melt the ice caps and flood the entire world. He actively denounced peta in a tweet saying “p-e-t-a is a scam, the pandas will be better under water 🌊”. Once he gains political office he will use his powers to end all life on earth.

Person 1: yo did you see that tornado on Evan’s snap?

Person 2: yeah even created it

Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl

Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence

by Bloofious shengan December 28, 2021

Evan Eberlin

One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.

Damn Evan Eberlin took your whole meth stash.

by UnionShittyPa May 6, 2020

Blue Evans

When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy

Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021

Evan Bailey

An utter genius and amazing person all round. A very famous person.

That awesome kid is a real Evan Bailey

by roflcopterlolzburger September 6, 2011

Tristan Evans

Tristan is a hot, sexy, cute and is 1/4 of British boy band The Vamps. He is recently engaged to Anastasia smith. Tristan is from Deven and next year (2019) is the first year The Vamps will be introducing Deven into their tour.

Brad: Aww have you seen Tristan Evans today?
James: Yeah he’s so hot
Connor: I agree

by TheVampsTris July 10, 2018