Because I’m Batman

The reason Batman can do whatever he wants and is unstoppable. Found kn the famous YouTube HISHE. Basically an excuse to do anything you want, but only if you are Batman, because Batman is the best.

Note: occasionally Batman finds others who also fight over saying “because I’m” or “I’m”. I sampled include:

Yondu “Im Mary Poppins y’all”
Groot “I am Groot”
Thanos “I am inevitable”
Iron Man “and I am Iron Man”
Captain America “I am Steve Rogers”
Captain America “I can do this all day”
Spider-Man “I’m your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man”
Mario “it’s a me, a Mario”

Superman: “dude how did you survive that nuke?”
Batman: “Because I’m Batman!”

by Batman the Animated Series April 11, 2020

Abuelita de batman

What Carmen likes to say instead of ahuevo.

Daniel: ¿Vamos a comer pescado hoy?
Carmen: Abuelita de Batman

by What Pedro March 5, 2023

Batman pooping snakes

BATMAN POOPING SNAKES

BATMAN POOPING SNAKES

by Muppy salamander March 23, 2022

feelin' like batman

when you are so hungover or high that no one can understand what you are saying

person 1:ima b at ma houz ind sliep fur bout tin hurs....
person 2:man you're trippin balls. you must really be feelin' like batman. i can't understand shit you're saying.
person 1: hehehe wubevr dueede

by iamyouyouareme September 24, 2010

Batman G-Shock

Studying alone; meditation

"Wanna go out for drinks?"
"Nah, I wanna Batman G-shock"

by The shockerrrrrr August 31, 2009

The Arizona Batman

The art of rubbing your ass a day or so after shaving with rough stubble on it between and on a girls chest while placing the bat on her face...the bat is the art of spreading the spare skin on your nuts to look like a bat wing

My girlfriend is into superheros so i gave her the arizona batman

by CreepingJesus September 7, 2008

shady like batman

1. really shady - like when something is wrong or different or weird, but you don't know what

2. to describe a person who goes behind your back and talks shit, and then is all cool with you face-to-face

Man, that old teacher with the porn stache is really shady like batman.

by Guyliner_Babeh November 15, 2010