Gordon Freeman

The Messiah

"All hail Gordon Freeman, The One Free Man!"

by P-Body Pal May 27, 2021

the gordon dripman

he's a pro crim player and also very rich

the gordon dripman hey guys im a pro

nasa: no ur not lmao broke ass fatass

qurtov: wtf no he's so good at the game ur so cringe

by a mental gordon fryman August 23, 2021

Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock

Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage

by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021

Daniel Gordon

a person who loves to eat cookies and enjoys being googly.

Person: "Who ate all the cookies"
Daniel Gordon: "me! *blushes*"

by adamchik December 11, 2024

Crusty Gordon

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.

"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."

by Anal Satan June 17, 2025

Giddy Gordon

Helps himself to his friends belongings believing everything is owed too him , selfish lad plays on his mental state also known as #thief , no shame at all

Giddy Gordon is a chancer

by GiddyGordon 99 August 16, 2025

Gordon

A galloping sausage.

Hey look a gordon

by joshua lionel cowen September 8, 2025