nassir

Fat person or small penis

OMG, I have gone nassir
You have an small Nassir

by Hdjerj October 14, 2015

Loch Ness Monster

Loch Ness Monster is the alternate form of the FrankenMaggie This creature is so large it has a BD. Which scares most Men. The Loch Ness Monster is very scary and fat and ugly. Stand to close to a Loch Ness Monster and you might get butt fucked by it's cankles.

OMG. That Loch Ness Monster's Cankle just went up my ass.

Oh GOD! That Loch Ness Monster is actually FrankenMAGGIE!

by ASOBFAN June 29, 2004

loch ness monster

a living, breathing, membrane(member) that sometimes gets irritated, in other words, extended.

He calls it the loch ness monster.

by megida March 29, 2008

fucked-up-ed-ness.

1. all that is fucked up in you.
2. what causes your being "fucked up"

3. the state of being fucked up.
4. why your fucked up.

My bad childhood is the root of my fucked-up-ed-ness.
You're the bane of my existence, the cause of my fucked-up-ed-ness!

by Madelaine Avery June 3, 2006

ness

a word to add onto the end of an adjictive describing something, or it can be used by itself when there is no word for what ur trying to describe:

a guy walks down the street naked-
"omg look at Kenny's nakedness!"
something is funny-
"lolness"

by -kandi May 26, 2003

Shit Ness Monster

A phrase that relates to the monster that REALLY lives in Loch Ness Lake. It is made of shit, hence, the term: Shit Ness Monster.

Also just a fun thing to say.

I just fell off my roof! Shit Ness Monster!

by Scottage March 7, 2007

bitch ass-ness

when niggas act like the girls in relationship

when girls just want to be booty calls and the guys wants a relationship the guy is being real bitch ass-ness

by anna spencer October 6, 2008