The local high school for West Linn, Oregon.
While a lot of the students are particularly wealthy, very few of them actually brag about it, as everybody seems to exaggerate. The people who usually write these definitions are usually the rich snobby types who get arrested for doing extremely stupid things and then wondering why.
The teachers are actually very good, but some students (see above) dislike them simply because they openly oppose them.
There are some really cool people at this school, though, amid the crowds of students. Though there are quite a few people who do/have done drugs, they generally are cool people, once you get past that. This usually has to do with the fact that these people do have a lot of money, with parents who have full time jobs meaning they're never at home, so the kids get bored with having everything and being good. Thus, they go do drugs.
There are a good chunk of students that are about middle class, but since people only come on here to rant because they got picked on, you never hear about them. There are some snobby people in this group, but for the most part they're pretty cool, down-to-Earth people.
tl;dr, WLHS is actually a pretty good school to go to. People just complain constantly because they do bad things and can't figure out why they're in trouble.
While a lot of the students are particularly wealthy, very few of them actually brag about it, as everybody seems to exaggerate. The people who usually write these definitions are usually the rich snobby types who get arrested for doing extremely stupid things and then wondering why.
The teachers are actually very good, but some students (see above) dislike them simply because they openly oppose them.
There are some really cool people at this school, though, amid the crowds of students. Though there are quite a few people who do/have done drugs, they generally are cool people, once you get past that. This usually has to do with the fact that these people do have a lot of money, with parents who have full time jobs meaning they're never at home, so the kids get bored with having everything and being good. Thus, they go do drugs.
There are a good chunk of students that are about middle class, but since people only come on here to rant because they got picked on, you never hear about them. There are some snobby people in this group, but for the most part they're pretty cool, down-to-Earth people.
tl;dr, WLHS is actually a pretty good school to go to. People just complain constantly because they do bad things and can't figure out why they're in trouble.
Kid 1: West Linn High School seriously sucks, man. I kicked over a trash can and a teacher actually had the NERVE to reprimand me! (This is an unrealistic representation since the people who usually do these things probably can't even define 'reprimand')
Kid 2: Yeah, I know, right? It's like they actually expect us to be GOOD and stuff!
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Kid 1: I got this awesome new laptop for Christmas, and I'm super excited about it!
Snob: Oh you rich people always go on about all your nice fancy stuff because you're all rich and stuff.
Kid 1: Actually, my family had to scrape together the money for this.
Snob: You're a jerk for even trying to talk back to me. Not worth MY time! *goes off to smoke something*
Kid 2: Yeah, I know, right? It's like they actually expect us to be GOOD and stuff!
or
Kid 1: I got this awesome new laptop for Christmas, and I'm super excited about it!
Snob: Oh you rich people always go on about all your nice fancy stuff because you're all rich and stuff.
Kid 1: Actually, my family had to scrape together the money for this.
Snob: You're a jerk for even trying to talk back to me. Not worth MY time! *goes off to smoke something*
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there's trash talking about Central. you see an orange lambo every afternoon. you know who "Scogs" is. you see sophmores and freshman trying to get away with parking in the teachers lot...(stupid underclassmen). you see a longhorn at every corner. most girls are orange or tan. you see atleast 30 BMW's in the senior lot. you hear juniors complaining about the "hill/pit". there's atleast 3 fights within the 1st month of school. you hear about/see lame senior pranks. You hear about kids going to state for sports. You hear about kids getting perfect scores on the ACT. you see a short blonde haired lady walk around with uggs. you hear "west is best" in every attepmt at a motivational class meeting. you see atleast like 5 cameras in every hallway/breeze way.You know who the Gabberts are. you go to a fottball game and can barely find place to sit on the bleachers. you know about the racist grade level principle. You know that ashort a-days aren't really short. you call freshman frosh. theres atleast 3 pregnant girls at school a semester. you know how to get around the cameras to get off campus.
GO P.WEST
there's trash talking about Central. you see an orange lambo every afternoon. you know who "Scogs" is. you see sophmores and freshman trying to get away with parking in the teachers lot...(stupid underclassmen). you see a longhorn at every corner. most girls are orange or tan. you see atleast 30 BMW's in the senior lot. you hear juniors complaining about the "hill/pit". there's atleast 3 fights within the 1st month of school. you hear about/see lame senior pranks. You hear about kids going to state for sports. You hear about kids getting perfect scores on the ACT. you see a short blonde haired lady walk around with uggs. you hear "west is best" in every attepmt at a motivational class meeting. you see atleast like 5 cameras in every hallway/breeze way.You know who the Gabberts are. you go to a fottball game and can barely find place to sit on the bleachers. you know about the racist grade level principle. You know that ashort a-days aren't really short. you call freshman frosh. theres atleast 3 pregnant girls at school a semester. you know how to get around the cameras to get off campus.
GO P.WEST
-you know were playing central on friday?
*aye were not even playing them...were dominating.
-Well duh. were from Parkway West High school
*aye were not even playing them...were dominating.
-Well duh. were from Parkway West High school
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2) A village in which the sluts roam free.
3) Safest village, although you can not move 5 feet without running into a meth lab.
4) Home of Austin Groff (kid who makes miracle shots) and David Good (Mancode).
5) Home of the Mike Dixon (bike thief).
6) Home of world's largest speed bump.
7) Record of most lost football games in a row. (Even though it has the best football coach known to man.)
8) Where the cops look like their 12. Whic is kinda good since they don't really do anything.
9) The place where girls rides dick more than they do horses. (Although there's a lot of horse riding going on too.)
2) A village in which the sluts roam free.
3) Safest village, although you can not move 5 feet without running into a meth lab.
4) Home of Austin Groff (kid who makes miracle shots) and David Good (Mancode).
5) Home of the Mike Dixon (bike thief).
6) Home of world's largest speed bump.
7) Record of most lost football games in a row. (Even though it has the best football coach known to man.)
8) Where the cops look like their 12. Whic is kinda good since they don't really do anything.
9) The place where girls rides dick more than they do horses. (Although there's a lot of horse riding going on too.)
I went to West Alexandria yesterday. Before I left I knew everyones name, and who was having sex with who. I also watched a house blow up. I sat around and roasted marshmallows with David Good and Austin Groff, while waiting for the no-show cops. Groff threw a marshmallow through his legs with his eyes closed and it landed in Good's mouth. I found the cops later though, they were chasing Dixon down while he was ramping the speed bump. The football coach was traling right along screaming his favorite saying, "Got to have moxy fellas!!" even though they were losing the game 72-7. The coach was also raging because half the team (about 7 people) didn't show up to the game. They got a better offer. They were being "rode like horses" by the town sluts. For most people, this would be odd behavior. But for the village people, this was exceptional behavior. Apparently, this was a good day.
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