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Weathered

When you have sex with someone 2-3 times your age.
I really think I need to stop drinking, I got Weathered again last night. The last thing I remember he was showing me pictures of his house and promising me a better life. When I woke up I had a gray haired old man in my bed.
by Rnrdozer February 8, 2017
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fair weather fan

A person who claims to be a fan of "The Office," but believes the show will suck without Steve Carell.
Person 1: "OMG I llooovveee The Office!!"

Person 2: "So do I! I can't wait to see who will replace Michael Scott as boss!"

Person 1: "Ugh. Forget about it! That show is done! The Office is going to suck without Michael. I'm not going to watch it anymore."

Person 2: "Wow. You are the biggest fair weather fan!"
by Grey Poupon July 12, 2011
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The most LEGENDARY, MYTHICAL, MAGICAL, MYSTICAL, COOLEST, MOST AWESOME BLOCK IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
by James Zentech June 21, 2022
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Under The Weather

A sarcastic way of saying something is cool. Such as sick or ill can mean something is actually very cool, not sick or ill in the way a person feels.
(Some sick foo sticks a nice nosegrind nollie flip)

"damn stogie that shit was under the weather!"

(If you don't get the irony of this phrase by now and think I am serious please sit on a landmine.)
by JALBanger June 11, 2009
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great weather for snorkeling

It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.
"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"
by SilentLemon January 24, 2009
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Fair-Weather Friend

Ted Cruz.

From Wikipedia:
In February 2021, during a historic winter storm, up to 4.3 million Texas residents were left without power and millions of others without drinking water. In the middle of the storm, Cruz and his family were spotted on a plane heading to Cancún, Mexico, where they planned to stay at the Ritz Carlton and escape their home, which Heidi Cruz called in a text message "FREEZING".198199200 Cruz requested assistance from the Houston Police to escort him and his family through the airport.201
Reporters outside the Cruz family home also observed that Cruz had left the family poodle Snowflake alone inside the house without heat. The dog was spotted through the window of the front door of the dark and empty house.202 One reporter who visited the house spoke to a self-identified security guard who said he was caring for the dog.203 Cruz's political allies and rivals condemned him for leaving Texas during a crisis and traveling internationally during the COVID-19 pandemic.198 Cruz initially said he was taking his daughters on a weeklong vacation from school at their request, in an attempt to be a "good dad".204 Later that day, he returned to Texas and said the vacation was a mistake.205 Protesters calling for his resignation greeted him in front of his house upon his return.206
Ted Cruz is such a fair-weather friend: The moment Texas froze over, he abandoned his constituents and ran to Mexico.
by Hard_Landings February 22, 2021
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Sweater weather gay

A queer individual who has an indie vibe and likes the rain
Elenna: see wearing my doc martens in the rain was the move.

Sophia: with that over sized sweater too... you really are a sweater weather gay
by Twobisexuals February 22, 2021
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