walking blowjob

when a really short girl is with a really tall guy, she comes to his waistline therefore, well, you know the rest

Damn dude, she's so short she's a walking blowjob.

by Felix April 21, 2003

walking penis

an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.

shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.

by jocko July 19, 2004

grinning like a wanking jap

over the moon,
ecstatic

by eck kes, you're manouvering has got me grinning like a wanking jap - kes

by mad dog February 26, 2004

Wanking off

1) masturbating
2) Being lazy.

1) Mom was horrified when she caught Jimmy wanking off to internet porn.
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?

by PapaPalpatine2008 May 15, 2015

wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006

Washington Bullets

The team that had that really tall guy. Decided to change their name to the Wizards for some retarded ass reason (prolly because black people in Washington like shoot bullets at each other) Their decline soon followed after the name change. They went so low they decided to sign Michael Jordan because they sucked so much balls. Then, they sucked even more balls. Now, they suck more balls then ever. You can find them as the team at the very bottom of the standings.

"Hey, did you see the Washington Wizards game yesterday?"

"They're called the Washington Bullets, fucktard."

by JUGGERNAUT LOL January 27, 2009

george washington surprise

For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.

"Damn, when she passed out last night, I gave her the old george washington surprise ."

by Mike Giordano May 9, 2007