self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 22, 2011

Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

by Car washer February 8, 2020

Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.

I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash

by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018

binge washing

When sanitizer, soap, water, more sanitizer and more soap become addictive. Compulsive hand-washing

She'd started with 'Happy Birthday' as she scrubbed, but now found herself singing 'Stairway to Heaven', the extended concert version, guitar solos and all, unable to control her binge washing.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

Snow wash

To take a handful of snow and vigorously wash someone's face with it.
It is a most unpleasant experience.

Derek got a snow wash. He went home crying.

by Definitely not Dustin February 8, 2023

washing cups

To finger a girl(s).

Kayla : Jane and me were washing cups yesterday.
Daniel: WOW!

by psychonicky April 29, 2010

Cheshire wash

When a slutty posh girl from cheshire cleans a mans genitals with their mouth

That girl last night gave me a proper cheshire wash, it was amazing!

by Spunkyjosh June 17, 2021