The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.
by wagnam163 June 15, 2025
Get the Walmart Wet Dreammug. A huge chain of American shops known for having the weirdest of customers. You'd be having a really good day if you managed to avoid a transvestite in leopard-print leggings and a lime green polka-dot tank top.
by qwertyuiop.com OGG May 23, 2016
Get the WalMartmug. A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.
Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.
by what are you the fae August 25, 2025
Get the walmart sloppy mcgriddlemug. also called low-bar jesus
noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
by georgia011 June 9, 2022
Get the walmart jesusmug. a homoerotic wardrobe staple of Walmart employees. typically accessorized with pins and patches to give shoppers a false sense of approachability. sometimes the back is bedazzled to say “daddy’s little slutbag” in rhinestones, but not always.
by streborarella June 16, 2022
Get the walmart vestmug. by Milkybetrayal August 25, 2025
Get the Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddlemug. by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023
Get the Walmart Songmug.