Dutch wallet 

Parsimonious, mean, tight with money. Can be used as a noun or adjective

He never stands a round that guy, he's a real Dutch Wallet

Are you buying a round, or have you fetched your Dutch Wallet out tonight?

Dutch wallet by Foxholes January 3, 2012

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

Jailhouse Wallet by Comander Cool December 14, 2008

Man Wallet 

Seeing Previous Definitions for "Vagina" One was Ham Wallet. So Man Wallet is that Of a Man or Woman who are Uncertain of What Lies below. Not being Able to See your "Down there" you must Assume you are the Proud owner of a Man Wallet. Sort of an Either Or.

"My oh My Cad. What a Nice Man Wallet you Have"

Or

"Cad uses it's Man Wallet to Lure in Unsuspecting Girls Or Guys"

Man Wallet by ThatOnePerson1121 March 5, 2010

Super Wallet 

A person (usually a dumb man either in love or trying real hard to get some) whose spending capability is ENDLESS!!!

That asshole had the nerve to tell me that he would take me to Hawaii if I didn't tell his wife that he fucked me!!! You know how much that shit costs?!?! Go SUPER WALLET!!!

Super Wallet by Sexy Trini Diva March 17, 2005

Sausage Wallet 

A young female willing to accept your penis in her vagina. She is the wallet and the man is the sausage.

Man i haven't seen your sausage wallet around lately.
Ah she's pissed at me.

Sausage Wallet by Kordd September 22, 2009

Sausage Wallet 

Simply a Vagina

Larry: I would totally love to cram my johnson inside that lady's Sausage Wallet
Willy: I bet you would but too bad you have a turkey dick

Sausage Wallet by markhashairynutsicles March 18, 2010

Sausage Wallet 

I invented the word a while ago whilst me and my friends were

toking on a doob, it is used to describe someones vagina or to insult someone.

Oooh, You've got a nice sausage wallet.
Shut up you fucking sausage wallet.

Sausage Wallet by Dante96 November 20, 2011