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acid washed jeans
n. a type of casual pant made of denim put through a chemical process which strips most of the colour off, leaving marbled navy-blue streaks on a white background. Acid washed clothing was a must-have fashion accessory in the late 80s, when both jean pants and jackets were worn together for maximum effect.

Acid washed jeans quickly went out of style in the early 90s, but that didn't stop tacky people in Sarnia Ontario and a few other cultural backwaters around North America from wearing them well into the new millenium. Tight acid washed jeans with elastic waists and zip-up ankles can still be seen worn with big ff hair, spike high-heels and shock-makeup at monster truck rallies, dirt-bike races, mega-church flea markets and malls in certain parts of Florida, Southwestern Ontario, Upstate New York, Mexico and most of Alberta.
Woman in mid-forties named Sherry at a smash-up derby near Effingham, Illinois: (in voice thick with menthol cigarettes and bum wine) "Go Ricky! Smash that goddamned motherfuckin' Buick, baby! You're makin' mamma cream her acid washed jeans! Yeaaaahhh!"

Guy named Bobo on a native reserve in Northern Manitoba: Jeez, it's me lucky day! Some-un threw away a perfectly good acid-washed jean jacket! Mine, now, eeee! I'll wear this fucker moose huntin' and all the guys'll be right jealous!
by loveboat December 24, 2008
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Washed up

A person who was once great at partying and kick ons and never let the boys down but is now a shell of himself.
Man that Peter Jonson was a legend a couple years ago, now he is all washed up.

He will go to paramatta Albion hotel for an over 45’s event but won’t come to the hectic festivals with the boys. Man he is a washed up cunt
by Maddogyamadcunttt November 24, 2019
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Wasser

Word for Toilet using the German for Water.

See also: Wass
"i am just nipping to the Wasser"
by General Spoon April 16, 2008
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Washeed

A poor person, or a person that cannot afford something. It can also be used to discribe someone.
That man is too washeed to afford that album.
by punkdoodster November 6, 2004
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gay-wisher

a homosexual that expects/wishes that most other people that they meet are gay.
for example:
person1: "did you see how that guy just picked up his coffee? he is totally gay."
person2: "you are such a gay-wisher. his wife is standing next to him. he has a wedding ring on. you just want him to be gay because he's hot."
person1: "no, he totally looked at my crotch he wants me."
person2: "you are a delusional gay-wisher."
by hcmk November 24, 2006
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washed up beach whale

a robust female who has arrisen from the ashes of fat-fuck ville. She enjoys gobblin cock w/ her pimply busum and is comonly known to swallow giz often.
-OR-
a mamoth of a women who's sole purpose in life is to consume massive amounts of cum drizzled cup cakes
Lily! wtf? why u gotta b a washed up beach whale huh?
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warsher

A term that black people use to define a washer.
I'm gonna go clean my clothes in the warsher.
by Volleyball player 21 April 20, 2016
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