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VON

When you hit the blunt the first few times and it instantly hits you, while talking about how fire it is the name “VON” jus blurts out .Sort of like you have Tourette Syndrome.
*hits blunt* Damn bro where you get th- VON from?
by cuddygang November 6, 2020
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Talon Von Bagan

Goes by many Names end of Days lord of Ragnarok harbinger of the apocalypse And his Favorite God of extinction He leads the fists of Ragnarok with an iron fist do not defy him or he’ll show no mercy He destroyed many universes before reaching ours many tried to oppose him but none had lived to tell the tale he’s a cold blooded killer he even likes giving everyone a slow and extremely painful death he hates life as well
Talon Von Bagan: all of you are Pathetic why waste your time fighting you’re only delaying the inevitable
by Gojira Octavio April 23, 2022
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The von Clausewitz Gambit

The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').
"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"

"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024
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Von w

Von w is one of the people who will never remember anything. He will forget every 2 seconds and he just does the dumbest things. He's a very kind guy with a heart filled with Jesus. He doesn't like staffies and he runs weird. He can be very funny and his laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke! But usually everyone likes to be around him and he keeps the party alive.
Person 1: Wheres Von w ?

Person 2: Oh he's busy being chased by a dog
by Lekkemensie November 21, 2021
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