bloody valentine

When you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on Valentines Dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bloody valentine.

Andrew: What's wrong with Cody?
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.

by Darth_`Eowyn January 29, 2007

ville valo

the ultimate addiction.you could spend a lifetime gazing at him and still thirst for more

the world was on fire, no one could save me but you...

by tara August 27, 2004

Spring Valley Illinois

A small town in the middle of cornfields, the biggest excitment on a friday night is the high school football game. Where you give derections based on the one and only stop light in town. Know for more bars than churchs.

There is never anything going on in Spring Valley Illinois, well except for the football game.

by the one and only panda February 9, 2010

Twin Valley Middle School

Located in fucking no where. The only thing you’ll find here is in-breeds and mango juul pods. Everyone is retarded, and a forever virgin.

Why the fuck did they put urinals in the fucking juul room???? God damn u Twin Valley Middle School!!!

by TVs did= April 18, 2019

The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

ville valo

Finnish for: Do me now

I'm longing for your touch and I welcome your sweet
six six six in my heart

by RazorGirl September 3, 2004

locust Valley lockjaw

Affected tone of voice commonly heard in Locust Valley , New York by wealthy residents of the community. They speak
with little movement of their lower jaw.
Katherine Hepburn in a bad mood, or Jim Backus on Gilligans Island display some traits of this speech pattern.

Mimi, have you seen the keys to the Bently? I thought I might nip over to Piping for a spot of Golf.

by Jim January 24, 2004